We’ve lived together for 10 months. We’ve been best friends for 15 years. But I swear I’ll end all of it if you don’t STOP CHEWING SO LOUD!
Just move your jaw up and down, don’t GRIND LIKE A YAK!
And for goodness sake please CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!
We’ve never fought before, not once. But I promise you I’m about to snap.
OK I’m lying of course, I’d never yell at you or end our friendship 🙂 you know that.
But for real.
Knock it off.