• Cheddar Chex Mix

    by  • June 27, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, Knock it Off • 0 Comments

    Dear Roommate-

    We’ve lived together for 10 months. We’ve been best friends for 15 years. But I swear I’ll end all of it if you don’t STOP CHEWING SO LOUD!
    Just move your jaw up and down, don’t GRIND LIKE A YAK!
    And for goodness sake please CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!
    We’ve never fought before, not once. But I promise you I’m about to snap.

    OK I’m lying of course, I’d never yell at you or end our friendship 🙂 you know that.

    But for real.
    Knock it off.

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