I’m sorry I disappointed you by doing ecstacy; you know my hands were pretty much completely tied in the situation.
I’m sorry you had to see me like that; crying on my kitchen floor at two-thirty in the morning out of guilt for putting you in an awkward spot.
I’m sorry I deprived you of sleep until 8 AM talking about my problems, even though you wanted me to.
I’m sorry you’re allergic to my dog.
I’m sorry I can’t commit to you like you deserve; you’re completely held down by me and my issues, and it would make me happy to see you with someone who would commit to you and put out and not do drugs. you know, someone you deserve.
I’m sorry (in advance) for most likely breaking your heart in the future, when you’ll have fallen for me completely and I won’t feel the same way. I will always care about you, and appreciate everything you’ve done/will do for me.
I’m sorry that I wish I could take back the entire night, before our four hour heart-to-heart conversation took place; I’m uncomfortable with the fact that you opened up to me, because hurting you (inevitably) will only hurt more.
I’m sorry for pretty much everything. and I’m sorry that I wish the whole night never happened.