What the fuck am I doing with you???? I know we have only been together for seven months, but I am ten years older than you and you bug the shit out of me. You are not nearly cute enough to act the way you do!!!!!
I’m sorry… I know that you are in love with me, but I can not stand you. Maybe you should lie less, but maybe I should be a bit more honest… I’m in love with my ex. Sorry to be a dick, and that is why this is a letter I will ever send.
I’m doing this shit in person. YOU SUCK!!!!!
That really awesome guy that is too old for you.