• Archive for June 13th, 2011

    A letter to the Warden looking over my friend

    by  • June 13, 2011 • Knock it Off • 0 Comments

    Dear Girlfriend, You’ll have to forgive my manners at calling you ‘girlfriend’, but as you keep telling Matt, your boy-toy (cause you really don’t treat him like a person), you have no interest in meeting any of his female friends, and have made no move to introduce yourself to us in the past two years

    Read more →

    I’m over it.

    by  • June 13, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, Moving On • 0 Comments

    Dear Geroge, I fell for your sparkly eyes and cute smile when I was almost 13. Your eyes told me we’d be great together. Everyone told me we’d be great together. Until my best friend asked you. You said no. She asked why. You asked if she’d seen my face, and laughed. Like you’d know.

    Read more →

    Love should be logical.

    by  • June 13, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, Confusion • 0 Comments

    Damn it. I really hate this. I’m a logical person by nature. Sure, I’ve got my creative side, but I do better with Math and Science than I do History and, God forbid, English, which both have more leniencies in their facts. Funny thing is, you’re a History major. I can’t even fathom majoring in

    Read more →

    Cameron loves Whoopi.

    by  • June 13, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, To You • 2 Comments

    Cameron is once again going to watch me as I type this, he’s not right now but I bet he’s going to look really soon. Real soon…nope he’s looking at shoes. He’s sitting right next to me, it’s eighth hour, the last Monday of our 10th grade year! Time goes by so fast! Is he

    Read more →