Dear Uneducated, Stupid, Son Of a Bitches,
You guys really piss me off.
I like smoking weed. I don’t give a fuck what you say.
You say it makes me lazy and unmotivated. Wrong.
I just got a new job, I pay for all my clothes, I do everything that a non-pothead would do.
You say it’s bad for my health and I could die from it. Wrong. There has been no known case from a person dying from Marijuana.
You say it’s not sexy when an Individual smokes. Wrong. I think it is down right sexy seeing a guy with a nicely wrapped blunt in his hand, and ya know what? I wish i could take a nice hit off that nicely wrapped blunt.
I’m not ashamed of being a stoner. Stoners are the nicest people i have met. They’re always there to hit you up if they just got a bag and theyre willing to share that tasty weed with me.
Most nonstoners are plain out assholes. They’re so uptight and cranky all the god damn time.
So, to all the stoners out there,
Keep Smoking (: