You’re a bitch. Guys think you’re hot. Girls think you’re pretty. I don’t think either. Maybe if you didn’t act like you knew you were pretty and everyone loves you, we might be able to be friends. But your personality is a piece of crap. Sucks for you. And your boyfriend? He’s a real douchebag. He cheated on you. Your best friends told you that too, but you won’t believe it for some reason. How unfortunate. Anyway, I hate you.
~ your ‘biggest’ fan