I have a couple of things to get off my chest, some thoughts that will piss you off and cause you to act like the baby you are. You suck at work. No really, you do. You act all high and mighty, like you’re the best thing since sliced bread.
That’s bullshit. Do you ever come in when you’re supposed to? Do you stay for the entire time you’re required? Do you do the work you’re supposed to do? No, you don’t. I do it all, you do nothing.
You know our boss doesn’t even have faith in you to take over when I move on to my new job? I was handling everything by myself by this time two years ago. I was running everything like a well oiled machine. But you can’t manage to do anything right and you expect me to step in and clean up your messes. Sorry, but it’s time for you to sink or swim by yourself.
You know, when I’m gone, I’m gone. I’m not going to step in and help you fix everything. And you’re going to realize just how much you suck when you don’t have me doing 90% of the work anymore. It pisses me off that we earn the same amount of money when I do 3x the work you do. Honestly, I deserve a ridiculous raise and you deserve a pay cut. Seriously, what do you do at work? Please, tell me. I’m the one going out there and meeting with clients- you’d never even consider it! You’re just too busy, even though THIS IS YOUR JOB. I’m the one being proactive, making sure everything is going exceptionally well.
It pisses me off that you want part of the credit for everything I do, pisses me off that I have to say “we”. Because honestly, you have done NOTHING to make that office work the way I do. NOTHING. And you know what, I really don’t give a shit if you hate me anymore. I really don’t. I’m gone soon, I have a better job than this waiting for me, there’s not much left to do. I’m going to get an amazing rec from our boss and you’re not. So bite me. Have fun when I’m gone, you’ll never keep that office moving the way I have. And you’ll pay for your laziness. I promise you that.