Dear People at school,
I would like to inform all of you that no matter how well you think you know me, you never will. I am convinced that no one on this planet will be able to change that. I have perfected friendship from a distance. Even my closest friends will never be aware of how strange I really am. I look the same people in the eyes every day in the halls, laughing to myself because they have bought the facade I have so beautifully created. This solid wall is the only thing I can rely on and trust. So, you, new boy in my class, we are not friends. No matter how wonderfully social you are, you will never be able to claim that you know the real person. Sorry that I had to damage your perfect record.