Dear Drunk Fuck,
We have been together 5 long years.
The longer we are together the more I hate you. You are condescending and in general a complete dick.
I don’t even know how we have made it this long. I don’t know how I got here, how I am with you and how I am not dead. When you come home from work, you ruin my fucking day. I will always owe you something, I am never thanked. You are a selfish alcoholic fuck and I can’t stand the sight of you. I wish you would fucking die and take your cunt sister with you. You are so white it hurts and so shallow and fucking blind.
PLEASE cheat on me and leave. It is so hard to be here with you because I constantly feel like a fool for putting up with you this long. I hate you and your fucking family. You have no idea how the hate inside me grows for you everyday. You never smile and you never laugh. You leave empty beer cans in the bath.
I hope you choke.
Can’t Take This Much Longer