• 10 Things I hate about you. Probably more than 10.

    by  • September 30, 2010 • Anger, Betrayal, Eff Off - You - or Up, Frustration, Hatred, The Ex • 2 Comments

    1. You are lazy as fuck.
    2. You ditched me so many times…wtf is that shit?
    3. You don’t use your fucking brains
    4. You rely on your mommy for EVERYTHING! You couldn’t wipe your ass without her holding your fucking hand.
    5. You are childish at ALL the wrong times
    6. You drool in your sleep….gross. You want to cuddle, I don’t want to wake up soggy.
    7. You are a wimp. I want to feel safe. I want a MAN, not a boy.
    8. You act interested in things I’m interested in, and that pisses me off beyond all belief.
    9. You are lazy as fuck. I know, I said it already, but that’s just how gods damn lazy you are, it needs two spots.
    10. You are SO unmindful with your money…I know, it’s YOUR money…but damn!
    11. You are lazy in bed. You think you are hot shit and you ALSO think you’ve given me an orgasm…false.
    12. You fucked another girl behind my back. Sucks for her.
    13. After I broke up with you, all you ever do is hang out with that sturgeon lookin’ hoe bag. You might not realize it yet, but you’ve lost many friends in the process of getting every STD known to man.
    14. I talk to your friends more than you do, sadly, and they think you are a fucking dumbass. Which you are.
    15. You are a whiny little bitch, you wish you could have sex with your mom (GROSS! I read those chat logs, that’s fucking creepy man), you are going to end up just like your dad, and lastly…FUCK YOU.

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    2 Responses to 10 Things I hate about you. Probably more than 10.

    1. Josie
      September 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm

      This sounds exactly like my ex. Damn.


    2. Girl
      October 6, 2010 at 5:42 am

      HAHAHAH!! I fucking LOVE this!



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