• To My First Great Lay

    by  • September 20, 2010 • Gratitude, Sex • 0 Comments

    Even though you’re 40, and act 12. Even though you slept with my roommate while I was away. Even though you’re kind of a prick now.

    You kick ass. And Thank You.

    Because for the few hours I spent in your bed, you made me feel like the girl in the Rock Songs.

    And I still do.

    I’m Eryn Smith, Layla, Ol’ Whatsername, Big black boots and long blonde hair.

    Thanks for showing me what Great Sex is.

    I’m never going back!

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