Even though you’re 40, and act 12. Even though you slept with my roommate while I was away. Even though you’re kind of a prick now.
You kick ass. And Thank You.
Because for the few hours I spent in your bed, you made me feel like the girl in the Rock Songs.
And I still do.
I’m Eryn Smith, Layla, Ol’ Whatsername, Big black boots and long blonde hair.
Thanks for showing me what Great Sex is.
I’m never going back!