by  • September 19, 2010 • Sex, Yearning for You • 0 Comments

    Dear Object of My Naive Desire,

    I would like to, how the they say,”fuck you.” (Mostly. Sometimes I would like to make love to you. If it makes you happy, we can make love all the time.)

    I am a sexually frustrated seventeen-year-old virgin.

    When I’m naked I lie awake at night listening to those songs that enable my dirty thoughts, and I think about you. I wish you would relieve my frustration. But I don’t know what I would do if you did.


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