Just because I broke your heart (though it seems to have mended extremely fast) doesn’t give you the right to treat my brother like crap.
He is a good person and your cousin likes him a lot! So SHUT UP and don’t you dare say those things to him any more!
Sincerely, the girl you said you would marry but thankfully never will 🙂
PS I just posted a nicer version of this to you on Facebook and man did it feel good 🙂 But do it again and you’ll be getting a phone call!