When I find you, whoever you are, we’re going to have to take care of some things.
I need to be shown love, not a lot, but I need to be shown more than your female friends. It would also be nice if you sometimes would go out of your way to do something for me, like maybe buy me a twix or something. Even just bringing me a glass of water. Actually, food is really what wins me over!
My furry babies are my furry babies. If you’re allergic, we’ll work it out. But they are not going anywhere. You better love them like I do.
Please don’t harp on me about my eating. I don’t LIKE meat. It makes me feel sick to eat it. I’m willing to compromise. Sometimes I’ll eat bacon. Could you sometimes eat tofu?
Don’t call me stupid. Please. I need you not to.
PDA- hand holding is ok, pecks are okay. An arm around me is ok. No make-out sessions or booty-feeling.
You need to be willing to wait for me to be intimate with you. It’s something I have a huge issue with, and I need someone to understand. If you push me, I’ll probably cave. I don’t want to feel dirty.
Along those lines, if you really can exist, I’m sorry I’ve been with other people. I know it’s not realistic, and I’m not religious, but I feel like by being with other people I am less good. I feel like I’m not good enough for you. I’m truly sorry. I really am. I’ve only been with 1 person so far, but who knows what may happen before I find you.
I don’t want kids. Period. But I do want a goat.
I won’t have a red velvet wedding cake. If you really like it, then we can go half and half.
I won’t be clingy, have fun with your friends. It would be nice if I could come too though. I don’t like feeling like I’m something to be ashamed of.
I like doing old people things sometimes. It would be nice if you could understand that.
Most of all, please encourage me. I’ll do my best to encourage you too. And please try to understand me. I have my problems, but maybe you do too.
Looking forward to meeting you,