I’ve tried to say hi to you but I’m just too shy. Please say hi to me. When you do I’ll say hi too. I promise. I’ll be warm and smiling and will not give you a hard time. We can even talk for awhile if you want, and I’ll remind you of the time we first met. Afterwards, if you are so inclined, you can even ask me out. I would definitely say yes and will look forward to it. You can take me anywhere you want. Even to a sports event of which I know nothing about or have no interest in. I will still enjoy myself. You can casually take hold of my hand while we go somewhere to get a drink or to eat something. I will not pull my hand away. When you bring me home, you can do one of two things: you can either kiss me good night or ask me out again. It would be great though, if you do both.
So please…say hi.