I hope you realize it was all just a joke. Did you honestly think I would give you my virginity? You’re so full of yourself.
I’ve known you for years, and you’ve watched me go from a silly teenage girl to a level-headed young adult. Still, your perception of me has never changed. I’m just a doll to you, something cute that you want to jump the moment you lay eyes on me. You try to impress me with stories of your sexual prowess and feel so confident that I want you. I don’t. I don’t find you attractive and I don’t respect you enough to give you what you want.
I’m sorry, but I’m out of your league. So go find some easy girl to screw, I’ll wait for someone worth my time, and I’ll continue chatting with you like nothing is different.