Dear Gay BFF,
You are my best friend, there’s no doubt about that. I love every moment I spend with you, because you’re you–hilarious, sweet, caring YOU. Honestly, you’re perfect, and though I always mention that as casually as possible, I really mean it in a much deeper way. It kills me that we will never have a chance to be truly together, because you make me so incredibly happy. Why are all the good ones gay?
Forever your very best friend,