• my ex

    by  • August 12, 2010 • Lost Love, Regret, The Ex, To You • 0 Comments

    Dear D,

    I hate you, you are a horrible person. I can’t believe I was stupid enough to date you for so long. You are going nowhere in life, no get rich fast scheme will work. It is really sad that you are almost 21, live at home in your mom’s basement, drive her car because you don’t have a car of your own, dropped out of college, have no job, and still get allowance. You blame your problems on other people, and take no responsibility for the things that you do. You think I am jealous because you have a girlfriend and I am single, which is so opposite of what’s really going on. I feel bad for her, I want to tell her to get out before it’s too late, poor girl. Your ex tried to warn me and I wish I would have listened. I am so happy that I am single.

    I regret that I wasted my freshman year in college dating your sorry ass. Staying home every night, not making new friends, I can’t believe I was so blinded. The one good thing I did freshman year was join my sorority, my sisters told me everyday to dump you and I should have listened. You were single for 2 weeks, enough time to get your new girlfriend. I have been single for a year and I have never been happier.

    I know of every person you cheated on me with because your friends like me more and let me know what was up. I cheated on you also, my friends keep secrets, I guess that’s what sisters are for. Last March through May I had a nice little fling with a guy I met during spring break not including a dj at a club down there, in August it was with a guy I worked with, and in September it was a frat boy, which was kind of funny after we hooked up he said don’t you have a boyfriend, I nodded and laughed and we hooked up again.

    At least now you know the truth. This spring break you creeped out the guy I was seeing when you were staring at us dancing and hanging out by the pool. He wanted to fight you in the club, he did too much coke that night so I told him no. You’re lucky, unlike you he actually works out.

    I can’t wait for the day you and your girlfriend break up because I know you will try and sleep with me. Thinking I’m not getting any, or that I will be thrilled that you’re interested again. Please spare me I will never sleep with you again. I have had way better sex after you, with bigger penises that were actually circumcised and didn’t look like shar-peis. Your penis also curves to the side it is creepy. You also sweat too much in the bedroom, it is gross when you get on top and your sweat drips on me. You smoke too much weed, I don’t appreciate you texting my sister trying to get some when at the time she got hers from me, you play too many video games, hopefully one day you will realize there is more to life than zombies on call of duty. You are a tool that wears affliction that your mommy buys you, you only listen to little wayne, and you think because you play the drums you will get laid for life. It really is sad.

    I can not wait until the high school reunion, I would have just finished my masters degree, what will you have done? Nothing. You are not even a man since you hit girls. You should be ashamed of yourself, putting your hands on females like that. I’m going to go enjoy my junior year at the university you applied at and didn’t get accepted because your test scores and grades were too low, too bad. Spend another semester in community college and drop all of your classes again because you want to stay up all night playing zombies and sleep all day. Hopefully you learned that it’s not your girl friends fault that you make bad decisions. She can be in a relationship and still go to class, why can’t you?

    Love, M.

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