You’re leaving in 13 days and it kills me more every second knowing I will never see you again, and that you think so poorly of me. You will never know how much I loved you, how much I still love you. We may have been all wrong, I may have been out of your league, we may have fought and you may have broken my heart but I will forever be yours. I will miss your pot belly, and your imperfect teeth, and your patchy facial hair and the way you look asian when you smile.
But you f*cked with my car.
And I’m pretty sure you’re gay.
So I hope basic training kicks your a$$ all the way back to your mommy, you ungrateful little wuss.