• How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways…

    by  • June 27, 2010 • Knock it Off, To You • 0 Comments

    I will write this down because the alternative of telling these things to your face would ultimately leave me searching for a new job.

    JUST BECAUSE you are related to the boss doesn’t give you the right to treat others like you are superior to them.  Especially when reality is quite the opposite.

    You are a fully grown, AARP-eligible “healthy'” adult.  Yes, I used quotes on the word healthy.  You are physically healthy.  You are strong as an ox and built for hard labor.  HOWEVER, you are mentally very UNhealthy.  You are laden with addiction: pills, booze, shopping, lies.  How fucked up can the AA system be when they allow you to speak to newcomers and act as their inspiration?  The only inspiration you provide to those around you is the inspriration to find a new job…or daydream of ways that you would exit this planet.

    You suck the life out of a room.  You steal everybody else’s thunder with your grandiose stories of what you  have accomplished (which, by the way, is nothing, nothing and more of nothing).  Your consistent patting of yourself on the back will result in a repetitive stress injury and your loud clothes and Phyllis Diller hair are indicators of the crazy within.

    The ONE time I confronted you about your behavior your confident swagger broke down to adolescent sobs.  I guess if you cry loud enough you distract people from the real issue (your behavior).  Well, you can’t distract me.  I see you all the way through.  I know that when you have a “break-down” it means that you need more money.  LOTS of money. Maybe your parent can’t see it…but I can.

    The people around you can also see your pathetic little efforts.  On a daily basis we roll our eyes at your attempt at becoming successful.

    Walk away with this knowledge…you HAVE become successful.  You have become EXTREMELY successful at being a TOTAL FUCKING MORON.

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