• Get a life

    by  • June 11, 2010 • Knock it Off, The Ex • 0 Comments

    Dear Saliva-Lips,
    I only met you once, in my friend’s living room. Why were you there,
    anyway? You’ve divorced, move on! You don’t need to be friends with
    your divorced husband’s wife! She HAS friends already. She doesn’t
    think you’re cool, or hip, in fact, she thinks you’re a loser, too!
    You feed your kids cookies so you can get them out of your hair. I think you’re pathetic, and a fat cow, and you should NOT wear a bikini in public. I’m SOOOOOO glad you weren’t my patient when you had your kids!! You would’ve driven me crazy. And another thing…who do you think you are, milking your ex-husband of his money. What a bitch you are. And you feel compelled to be chums with his new wife. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU????

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