• Bitch Bootcamp: Week SIX

    by  • May 24, 2010 • The Bitch • 0 Comments

    “I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop
    frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.”

    ~ D.H. Lawrence

    Guess what. I’m going G.I. Jane on your asses. Know why? Because I can guaran-fucking-tee most of you didn’t do your homework for Bitch Bootcamp: WEEK FIVE. And the rest of you probably felt guilty for doing it.

    Hey – no one said this would be easy, but here’s the deal. You either WOMAN UP and do the tasks or get the HELL OUT OF MY CAMP.

    Can’t hack it? Ring the FUCKING BELL. We have a shower, warm meal and comfy bed waiting for you in PUSSY land. Of course, knowing you, you’ll offer that warm bed up to the first loser asshole you find because you’re not willing to be the bitch I know you are.

    So, listen up BITCHES. Repeat Week FIVE. If I hear one GODDAMN complaint, you’re all OUT.

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