• Bitch Bootcamp: Week FOUR

    by  • May 11, 2010 • The Bitch • 0 Comments

    I’m not your mother, FUCKER

    This week it’s time to work on holding others accountable to DO THEIR OWN SHIT.

    It is NOT your job to clean the office kitchen, just because no one else is willing to start the dishwasher or wipe spilled coffee off the counter. LEAVE IT THERE – let one of the simpering non-bitches take care of it.

    Does your husband leave his crap lying all over the place? LEAVE IT THERE – you are not his mother. And while you’re at it – call his mother and thank her for raising her son to be such a PAIN IN YOUR ASS!

    Do your kids have no respect for your hard work, leaving a trail of chaos behind them? Ok, you ARE their mother. But still… LEAVE IT THERE.

    Reclaim your life and have a little self respect. Hold others responsible, and don’t hesitate to remind them, “I’m not your mother, FUCKER!”

    Peace out BITCHES.

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