• Dear God – I need some help…

    by  • April 29, 2010 • God • 1 Comment

    I am teetering on the precipice of very bad behavior.

    I am moments from screaming a torrent of bitter truths.

    I am on the verge or ripping people’s heads off and shitting down their throats.

    I am silently mouthing ‘fuck you, you fucking fuckers’ with every conversation.

    I am done  dealing with idiots, addicts and assholes.

    I am spent.  There is no credit.  My account is dry.

    I can’t live like this any longer.

    Please, either give me a new and improved attitude or grant me the skills to face my fears and live dreams and get the fuck OUT!

    One Response to Dear God – I need some help…

    1. The BITCH
      April 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm

      Ahh… you must have read week one of the BITCH’S bootcamp.

      The BITCH votes you get the FUCK OUT – before they swallow you whole. That, or develop a severe case of Tourette’s syndrome to help you cope.

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