The Art of Flying the Bird
There are many different options when flipping someone off (aka flying the bird). Here are a recommended few to try this week:
The Stealth Bird: A standard flip, snuck in when the receiving ASSHOLE isn’t looking. This is especially recommended for use on your boss.
The Tandem Bird: As it implies, this is a double flip. Use when one just isn’t enough (I use this one most often).
The Bird in Full Flight: This is great if you have short fingers and are worried that the intended receiver won’t see your gesture. As you might have guessed, just drop the knuckles back on this, you’ll gain a solid inch on your bird.
The Majestic Bird: A standard flip, but flown with pride! Add your personal flair to this one – show you OWN it.
The Flying High Bird: A flip way up HIGH, so even the people in the back can see it. This is great for large groups, when you intend multiple people as the receivers.
Join me in flying the BITCHY SKIES. Or don’t. Either way, I don’t really give a FLYING FUCK.