• Bitch Bootcamp: Week TWO

    by  • April 26, 2010 • The Bitch • 2 Comments

    The Art of Flying the Bird

    There are many different options when flipping someone off (aka flying the bird). Here are a recommended few to try this week:

    The Stealth Bird: A standard flip, snuck in when the receiving ASSHOLE isn’t looking. This is especially recommended for use on your boss.

    The Tandem Bird: As it implies, this is a double flip. Use when one just isn’t enough (I use this one most often).

    The Bird in Full Flight: This is great if you have short fingers and are worried that the intended receiver won’t see your gesture. As you might have guessed, just drop the knuckles back on this, you’ll gain a solid inch on your bird.

    The Majestic Bird: A standard flip, but flown with pride! Add your personal flair to this one – show you OWN it.

    The Flying High Bird: A flip way up HIGH, so even the people in the back can see it. This is great for large groups, when you intend multiple people as the receivers.

    Join me in flying the BITCHY SKIES. Or don’t. Either way, I don’t really give a FLYING FUCK.

    2 Responses to Bitch Bootcamp: Week TWO

    1. Bookworm
      April 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm

      I love you…I just do. You make my day brighter every time I see one of your letters.

    2. sonnygirl
      April 27, 2010 at 7:37 pm

      these posts are perfect. sometimes we deserve to be bitches and say “fuck you” to the world.

      thank you for making those days so much easier!

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