• A Slight Delay

    by  • April 26, 2010 • To Everybody • 0 Comments

    Dear World,

    You may remember a couple of months ago we made a plan…a plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Well…

    Sadly, we had to put that plan on hold for a while due to unforeseen complications. We are currently working to fix our problems through counseling.

    We are having a little trouble with our relationship…SOMEONE keeps slacking off!

    Well…we have worked out our problems, perfected the formula, and are giving you 7 days…again…to say goodbye to your family and friends…they will soon be decomposing, and trying to eat you.

    Well…good luck to all of you who can survive the first wave…we will be watching your destruction.

    Well…TOODLES, and have a NICE day (while you still can)

    Mwa ha ha ha…

    hahaha

    *breath*

    haaaaaaa

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