Hey, Dr. Jekyll,
You can SUCK IT! You act like a spoiled little brat, ya big DICK. I did not enjoy doing that delivery w/ you yesterday, you and your little temper tantrum can go to hell. Who the fuck do you think you are?
Also, you circumcise little baby boys and don’t let the lidocaine “kick in” before you start whacking away at that foreskin. Are you taking your anger out on these babies because of your own lack of penile girth and length?
I have a mind to tell everyone about the day you almost puked your guts out in your patient’s open abdominal incision, but instead, did it on the OR floor. Classy.
I’m just glad I’m not married to you and your little sissy-boy, spoiled rotten ways…your poor wife.
Disgruntled Labor and Delivery Nurse