• You Are A Tool!

    by  • March 26, 2010 • To You • 3 Comments

    If Handy Manny had you in his tool belt, you woud be his favorite tool.
    If Isaac Mizrahi were designing a dress and you were a fabric, he would pick you, because he loves tulle.
    If Webster’s Dictionary were adding your name to their website, they would not use one “L” they would use 2 “L”.

    Congratulations to a Tool to the 3rd Degree.

    You’re Toolrific!

    You’re always up to some sort of Fom Toolery.

    Mr. T. would pity the Tool.

    If the Mexican Drug Cartel hooked up with you they would use you as a Drug Tool.

    Dang, I can’t think of any others right now. Why don’t you help me out.

    3 Responses to You Are A Tool!

    1. tool lover
      March 26, 2010 at 9:06 pm

      LINS needs a “like” button. But it might not do this justice. I LOVE this! And I will add, if I can think of any further witty “tool” comments… I can only hope. Thank you for the Friday night laugh!

    2. loves a good laugh
      March 27, 2010 at 10:20 am

      hahaha laughted soo soo hard love this.:)

    3. Tool Aficionado
      March 27, 2010 at 11:33 am

      Your favorite band wouldn’t be Tears for Fears. It would be Tools for Fools.

    Leave a Reply