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    by  • March 24, 2010 • To You • 0 Comments

    Dear Paula, Martha, Giada, Ina and all the rest-

    You all can SUCK it, you fake bitches! You’re all thin,(except you, Ina and Paula) and you make it look oh so simple and pretty. Well, guess what? It’s NOT. I think you use plastic and wax in your books and on your shows…you make us feel like bacteria on a piece of cambozola! We follow your recipes EXACTLY, and what do we get? A ho-hum-look-what-I-made-honey copy cat recipe!

    Chef Wantabe

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