• Frenemies.

    by  • March 22, 2010 • Friends, To You • 0 Comments

    Dear ‘friends’,

    In case you weren’t aware, everyone bitches about you when you’re gone. All of you. You may think you’re above reproach, but all of your friends secretly despise you.

    I understand that you must all secretly despise me as well. I mean, I’ve had plans four times in the last nine months, I can take a hint.

    Right now, I’m considering telling you all the truth about each other. Don’t think I wouldn’t feel vindicated by ending our senior year with a giant bitch fight. It would be payback for an entire year of loneliness.

    Be alert my friends, things are about to get ugly.

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