• Dear English Class Snobs

    by  • March 22, 2010 • Knock it Off, School • 0 Comments

    I know you’re in my major, and we’re going to have to be in the same classes throughout the remainder of our acadmeic career, but you really have to shut the fitch up sometimes. Don’t start conversations with me in class and act all surprise that i haven’t read some of the books you have. IT’S MY FIRST F’N YEAR IN THE MAJOR! So what if i don’t know what the hell you’ve read. Don’t look at me like i’m an eight armed freak or something.

    You guys walk around with ur thick textbooks like its a sign of nobility or a coat of arms. F that and F you! I know more about other things. I bet you can’t cut a tomato into a rose. I bet you don’t know all the presidents of the US. I do. And just because Langston Hughes was your only friend in high school doesn’t mean he had to be mine. I love books, but i don’t live in them.

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