• Screaming Nut Muncher

    by  • March 16, 2010 • Co-Worker, Knock it Off • 2 Comments

    You make me want to claw my eyes out.

    You scream into your phone. For every phone call. Are you hard of hearing? You don’t seem to be, as you often comment on my phone calls after I hang up.

    You chew loudly. And you eat constantly. It’s a really horrible combination. I’m about to take that huge container of cashews in your drawer and… hmmm. No, that’s too nice. I’ll have to think of something worse.

    So, my dear screaming nut muncher, I beg… I plead… for the love of God and all things humane – STOP!

    2 Responses to Screaming Nut Muncher

    1. Nutty
      March 16, 2010 at 1:30 pm

      Oh shit. This is about me isn’t it. You know… I have a cold right now. I can’t hear all that well. Have I always munched nuts loudly??? And I talk on the phone ‘audibly’ because of the other loons blabbing away in the background. Sorry, I’ll switch to nut butter or something. 🙁

    2. Morgan
      December 2, 2010 at 11:55 am

      hahahahahaha this sounds exactly like my roommate!!

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