• Pussy-whipped

    by  • March 8, 2010 • Family Stuff • 2 Comments

    Dear Cousin,
    You’re such a cool guy, at least, you USED to be, until you got all
    PW’d by your kooky wife! I wish you could stand up for yourself and
    stop doing everything to appease her…after all this time, though,
    I’m afraid it’s just going to get worse. Such a shame…you deserve
    respect. You must love going off to work everyday, to be away from her
    and her “ORGANIC” crap food. Don’t you love going to get a nice, rare
    steak when she’s not around? I know I would.
    And, your kids are all gonna grow up to be big fat dorks and allergic
    to anything that’s not “organic”. For cryin’ out loud…they can’t
    even eat their Halloween candy! What’s up with THAT??? That’s child
    abuse! “Oh, look at all that yummy candy you got! Let’s throw it in
    the garbage, and you can have the pink candy from Henry’s, ok?” WHAT?!
    REALLY?! She’s a nutcase…so sorry, Cousin.
    Love,
    Cousin

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    2 Responses to Pussy-whipped

    1. Britney
      May 31, 2015 at 11:16 am

      Holy Guacamole
      I laughed so hard i choked.
      I cant stop laughing.
      Im not a big gambler but id bet money i can provide names to both cousin and his wife.
      Its my sister and brother in law.
      Exactly. Plus id have to add the part about getting screamed at for her son eating 1 snack size mini twix.

      I love them to death and couldnt ask for a cooler nephew but my sis yeah she is extreme. She used to tease me about my ocd cleaning organizing everything but that girl had a baby and became ocd captain. Down to labeling every toy including puzzle pieces.

      Hes so laid back i guess it works. Im just praying he will in time break her down and it isnt so extreme. Being like that is annoying. I know. I just wished she would relax. Because it annoys the family as well.

      Im so glad i found this letter.
      Take care
      Britney




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    2. Steak is power.
      June 2, 2015 at 12:45 pm

      Sugar is poison.




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