• Archive for March 8th, 2010

    Lost Love

    by  • March 8, 2010 • Lost Love • 0 Comments

    Dear You, I wouldn’t be getting upset if I didn’t take you seriously. But I get upset with me, you and us all the time. I try to think of me and you happily but it hurts. I really liked you. I wanted to spend everyday with you. You were my first real relationship. I

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    by  • March 8, 2010 • To Everybody • 1 Comment

    Dear Body, Really? ALL I did was eat some old stew and THIS is what you do to me?!? I take fairly good care of you, so WHY must I be punished so badly EVERY TIME that I mess up? THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO PUKE SO WHY AM I STILL VOMITING?!?!?!?

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    by  • March 8, 2010 • Family Stuff • 2 Comments

    Dear Cousin, You’re such a cool guy, at least, you USED to be, until you got all PW’d by your kooky wife! I wish you could stand up for yourself and stop doing everything to appease her…after all this time, though, I’m afraid it’s just going to get worse. Such a shame…you deserve respect. You

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