• Launched and loaded

    by  • March 7, 2010 • Knock it Off • 0 Comments

    I’m so tired of having to deal with you. History has shown that you will be dropping the ball very soon and creating a nuclear drama bomb around you, injuring the innocent with flying empty pill bottles, battered cell phones and hurled mother parts. I really don’t want to have to wait around for that, inevitable though it is. I would prefer to watch it from afar, say, with a nice chianti and a pair of binoculars…maybe a cheese platter. I would also bring some of the innocents with me to partake in the viewing party just so I could watch their awe as I give them a play by play of your every move. They would think me a fortune teller…and I would not tell them that the reason I know your every move is because I’ve watched this same explosion many, many times. 10, 9, 8, 7…

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