I think that it is about time that we made a change! We will soon be taking over the world, and burning down the government……with zombies. We have decided that the world is over-populated and we have chosen to take it down a notch. We think that you should know because there is nothing that you can do to stop us.
Say goodbye to your loved ones and begin acquiring the taste for human flesh because soon you will be our faithful minions! Do not try to resist, or hide because we WILL find you!
BOW DOWN BEFORE OUR POWER!!!