• Dear Spider in my Office,

    by  • March 2, 2010 • Knock it Off • 0 Comments

    I know my boss thinks it’s a little funny that we couldn’t catch you, but I’m not amused. Personally, I’d like you to be squashed like the bug you are (yes, yes – technically you’re an arachnid. WHATEVER).

    So, can we call it a truce? If you promise to stay as far away from me as possible, I promise not to KILL YOU. Here is the line in the sand… cross it if you dare.

    Your not-so-thrilled office mate

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