• Archive for March 2nd, 2010

    Hot Potato Factory Employee Concern

    by  • March 2, 2010 • Boss • 1 Comment

    Dear Hot Potato Factory CEO, This being a hot potato factory and all, I understand that you yourself must embrace and embody all that is ‘hot potato’. Be it a phone call, an email, a meeting you scheduled 30 minutes ago… all must be handled with astute hot potato precision, by you, the hot potato

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    I am so over you

    by  • March 2, 2010 • The Ex • 1 Comment

    Dear certain bass in choir, I think we can consider ourselves fairly good friends. At least I think so, but since you started acting fucking WEIRD after our glorious bus date that one day on tour, I knew something was up. Yes, I had a huge crush on you. I wish I had realized my

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    Dear Spider in my Office,

    by  • March 2, 2010 • Knock it Off • 0 Comments

    I know my boss thinks it’s a little funny that we couldn’t catch you, but I’m not amused. Personally, I’d like you to be squashed like the bug you are (yes, yes – technically you’re an arachnid. WHATEVER). So, can we call it a truce? If you promise to stay as far away from me

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    The Plan

    by  • March 2, 2010 • To Everybody • 2 Comments

    Dear World, I think that it is about time that we made a change! We will soon be taking over the world, and burning down the government……with zombies. We have decided that the world is over-populated and we have chosen to take it down a notch. We think that you should know because there is

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    You’re not just a little nuts…

    by  • March 2, 2010 • Knock it Off • 0 Comments

    you are 100% crazy. You think you’re all that and a bag of chips when in reality you are CRAZY. You live crazy, you think crazy. You are the president of Crazy Town. You created www.iamsocrazy.com. I am so sick of having to deal with your crazy, insane thoughts and ideas. Just because you thought

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