• Dear OBLIVIOUS Driver Next To Me,

    by  • March 1, 2010 • Knock it Off • 2 Comments

    While I appreciate that you have a million things on your mind while you are driving, and thus aren’t paying attention to the important task at hand, I would greatly appreciate it if you would LET ME OVER OR PASS ME. Why must you mirror my actions? I slow down to get behind you… you also slow down. I speed up to pass you… oh, wait…what’s that? Oh yes, you speed up too. Maybe it’s not your fault. Maybe my blinker isn’t obvious enough for you. Maybe next time I will use a bullhorn to announce my intent to change lanes. Think that will get your attention? Not likely.

    A little advice – pay attention. Or get off the goddamn road.

    Not so sincerely,
    The pissed driver RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

    2 Responses to Dear OBLIVIOUS Driver Next To Me,

    1. admin
      March 1, 2010 at 6:41 pm

      Webmaster cowardly admits that when reading this post had to turn and look out the window to see if someone was following them while driving. Webmaster bows head in shame and apologizes.

    2. 'Em
      March 31, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      I so write about every little kink that goes on in my perfect little world. I think I may need some real therapy, it’s not like I can’t afford it or anything, it’s just that a real therapist may laugh and think that I’m a loser. : (

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