While I appreciate that you have a million things on your mind while you are driving, and thus aren’t paying attention to the important task at hand, I would greatly appreciate it if you would LET ME OVER OR PASS ME. Why must you mirror my actions? I slow down to get behind you… you also slow down. I speed up to pass you… oh, wait…what’s that? Oh yes, you speed up too. Maybe it’s not your fault. Maybe my blinker isn’t obvious enough for you. Maybe next time I will use a bullhorn to announce my intent to change lanes. Think that will get your attention? Not likely.
A little advice – pay attention. Or get off the goddamn road.
Not so sincerely,
The pissed driver RIGHT NEXT TO YOU