• He’s just not that into you if he’s cheatin’

    by  • March 1, 2010 • The Ex • 1 Comment

    Dear Corrinne,
    Your husband had an affair w/ me. There. I said it. I hope you’ve realized by now that you deserve better. You’re lucky in one way only if you’re still with him, and that is his one redeeming quality…his large penis. Honestly, that’s why I stayed so long. He’s not good looking. He’s super cynical. His teeth are bad and he has a big nose and an obnoxious laugh. I’ll never know why I stayed with him for so long, except I guess I can say he saved me for finally finding MY mister right.
    One word:
    Kismet.

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    One Response to He’s just not that into you if he’s cheatin’

    1. Corrine
      March 3, 2014 at 4:46 pm

      I have to know if this was my husband. What is his first name?




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